pansexual women:
i'm pansexual

straight women:
what the fuck is that supposed to be? stop trying to be a special snowflake just call yourself bisexual

bisexual women:
i’m bisexual

straight women:
so...you're a lesbian then? like really at the end of the day you like girls so. you're basically a lesbian

lesbians:
i’m a lesbian

straight women:
but...how do you know? what if you fall in love with a man someday? i’m just saying It Could Happen!! never say never!!!!!

lesbians, bi women and pan women:
straight women are so fucking annoying

straight women:
oh my god ???????? whY a re you being HETEROPHOBIC hmmmm ive never been anything but accepting of your lifestyle ??? i hA ve a Gay Friend and i love slash fiction i am your aLLY i cant believe im being discriminated against like this >:( oppression is a double-edged sword!!